"Someone told Roman that Melody lost her virginity at seventeen and snorted cocaine once and basically that's the story of how he ended up with a pacemaker."
You forgot that time where Melody convinced her father she was sleeping with Li for years.
The woman he loves and his daughter are sleeping together and therefore must be conspiring against him, Roman knew it, he knew it all along.
Li almost smacked her across the mouth for pulling this shit.
"Arkham Knight ending; a dramatic explosion and suddenly Melody enters the room and grins. "Surprise bitch," she says to the very much confused people. "I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.""
IZZY FOR FUCK’S SAKE
[BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]
"Now…" her lips curl into a wicked small, clutching onto something in one hand. "… who wants to go shopping?"
Elsewhere Roman Sionis’ ‘my daughter is going to make me bankrupt’ senses are going off.
"hey do you have any sad headcanons"
"Confirmed ending of Arkham Knight; all the Rogues beat each other up, Roman and Li get married and laugh at these losers that are out to kill each other while they leave Gotham for a honeymoon like fucking bye, Joker makes a cameo in the sky to send a message to Harley like Mufasa to Simba but all he says is "You're annoying" and Batman teaches them all the powerful meaning of friendship so they all stop fighting."
novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse
but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever,…
"Ruin me with all the headcanons."
I’m going to corrupt you, fair warning