you took my heart
sweet nothing
and you held it in your mouth

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this



waywardzombies:

the walking dead - R.I.P those we lost in season 3


I bet Roman reads Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter.

He probably wrote his own list tbh.

Eight Simple Fuckin’ Rules for Dating My Precious Princess

  1. No. You’re not allowed to. That’s it. Just fuck off and die.
  2. If you hurt her in any way, shape, or form I will fucking destroy you. You hear me? I don’t give a shit if yer the president’s kid or if Superman is yer best friend or whatever. I will gut you open like a pig and then stitch ya back together and trust me, you’ll be alive for all this shit, you’ll be surprised- and horrified- to know how long I can keep ya alive while tearing you apart you ugly, godless fucker.
  3. Also I will have your entire family, close circle of friends and associates all assassinated via what some show calls “the Red Wedding” or some shit like that. I dunno, but red=blood and blood means business to me.
  4. Funny I’m even sayin’ this shit ‘cause I mean in all honesty, if ya hurt Melody she’s gonna hurt you too. You wanna be some bad dog and bite at her? Go on ahead. She’ll bite back, and she’ll fuckin’ tear your wimpy arms off. Ha!
  5. NO GRANDCHILDREN JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EMPHASIS THIS I AM MEANT TO BE A HOT YOUNG DAD DO NOT TAINT THIS IN ANY WAY ‘CAUSE YA CAN’T WRAP YER FUCKING DING DONG BEFORE YA WANNA SHOVE IT IN MY DAUGHTER. DO NOT FUCKING GET HER PREGNANT.
  6. You wanna test me, punk? You wanna think you’re all cute and some lil rebel shit doing metaphorical smoking without actually lighting up a cig or standin’ outside her window holding up a boombox playin’ some sappy love song shit like it’s the 1980s but at three in the morning. Do you really wanna irritate me with that stupid shit? ‘Cause firstly, it ain’t the 80s. But I can shove my foot so far up yer ass that the sort of speed you’ll be travelin’ through will send ya back in time to then so you can mingle with yer freaky neon colored and wild haired junkie people.
  7. Ah shit that’s all I got to say I guess. I don’t fucking like you but for whatever reason my daughter does and I don’t really have a say in the matter. Just know that if she gives me permission to intervene in the matters if you wanna make her life hell, then kid I’ll show ya what real hell is like.
  8. If your last name is Falcone or Maroni, get the fuck out of my house right now. Just drop this list and fucking run.

And then Melody got mad and Roman pretended to throw the list out but totally keeps a secret copy.


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sogaysoalive:

Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.

True love has no ending



cynehild:

lettiebobettie:

You know, Nat has naturally red hair.

And she likes the snow, but she loves the rain.

She likes to lay in bed on rainy mornings.

She has this spot on the back of her neck she likes me to rub.

And she particularly enjoys candle light.

And she likes to dance, but not when anyone is watching.

And when she is feeling tired and down, she likes to lay her head in my lap.

And she sings Russian songs, and I don’t understand them but I still love to listen.

From this = http://lettiebobettie.tumblr.com/post/23626326500/i-dont-think-its-really-spoilery-but-just-in

I have been working on it for a while… finally finished it up today. 

Now back to commissions!

Commission info hereee

And This


phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket


iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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igivetoomanyfeels:

this guy right here needs a bigger fandom

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his little self was charming

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he’s cute as a dozen of kittens

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and puppies

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dat acting skills though

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btw he’s actually hot

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shirtless alert

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and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary

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just look at this evil little asshole

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but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor

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so appreciate

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and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson

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ASDFGHJKL ISABELLA GO LOOK AT THE ART SOMEONE DID FOR ME OMG I DIDN'T EVEN ASK OMG ASDFGHJKL ISN'T IT SO PERFECT I CAN'T ASDFGHJKL

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iS THIS THE REAAAAAAL LIFE

IS THIS JUST FANTASY

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

morning sex and the classic big t-shirt oh god how many love marks do you think she’s got underneath and oh god oh god oh god heavy breathing and carlee all at once im gonna dIE


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